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Six Forty-Seven Stampede

“Six Forty-Seven Stampede” is a Circus Trap funny song. Inspired by: Anthropologie's viral Mystic Halloween Icon Juice Glass is $6.47 (from $. Play the track and read the lyrics below.

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Anthropologie's viral Halloween juice glass drops to $6.47 in the Feels Like Fall Sale, and E!

treats it like breaking news. The internet stampedes over a cup.

Cover art for Six Forty-Seven Stampede
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Verse 1

A juice glass dropped below seven bucks

And the whole internet lost its mind

Sixteen dollars? Whatever, hun

Six forty-seven? BREAKING NEWS TIME

Mystic icons, spooky designs

A tiny cup causing a stampede

E! Online calling it urgent

Like the glass is hot on the loose

Hook

Six forty-seven!

Feels Like Fall, y'all, it's a steal

Six forty-seven!

Half off markdowns, that's the deal

Verse 2

Extra fifty percent off markdowns

A gold-flaked pumpkin candle too

A black cat pillow, embroidered, outdoor-rated

But it's the juice glass they pursue

First thing in my cart, says the writer

Commission attached, don't ask why

It's not fraud, it's just fall spirit

Sponsored by a pumpkin pie

Outro

History remembers wars and moon shots

And this cup, at six forty-seven

Cart it while the sale is on

Six forty-sev-sev-sev-en

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