Zurich Film Festival, kick drum drops,
Out walks an actress made of code and prompts,
Red carpet pixels, smile on loop,
Backlash loud, an odd conundrum,
She didn't see the furore — not in her wildest dreams,
Meanwhile the inbox at Particle 6
Grew eight-fold while the internet had a fit,
Tuba bouncing, boing-boing-boing,
Most famous AI actress — she programmed the whole thing,
Slightly scary? Yeah, she said it with a grin,
Four departments deep, the circus keeps spinning,
Agents calling? Phone stays silent,
No representation, but business stays wildin',
They said get her a rep, she said not at the moment,
If that makes people happy, that's fine by them,
So why unleash code on the red carpet floor?
Half the world woke up, AI at the door —
Why'd she build the chaos? Why'd she make it spin?
She said, 'That was the point.'
