Stone staircase, garden stakes, the toss is LIVE,
One dress in orange got five seconds to thrive!
Arms go up, polite little wave,
Orange in the back like a wave-crave,
Then the kick — full vertical,
extra lean, Highest hop the reception has ever seen!
She jumped like it owed her money — And still didn't
O-R-A-N-G-E, up in the air for the world to see,
Boing-boing, that's the sound of the leap,
Nowhere close, but the effort was deep!
Bouquet sails by like a lazy balloon,
She's mid-air, full glory, one-woman moon,
Internet jury's already in session,
Reddit say she wasn't even near — Commentary continues...
She's coming down... she's coming down... She's... fine. She landed. That's it. That's the clip.
O-R-A-N-G-E, up in the air for the world to see,
Boing-boing, that's the sound of the leap,
Nowhere close, but the effort was deep!
Bride steps in, comments off, case dismissed: '
nobody hurt, nobody missed — She jumped like it owed her
money... and the money never came!
