January broke the news, the ring came off
Four years married, ten years on the clock
The folder's still blank, the papers still blank
Kyle told E! News — honey, let me sip that
'She was busy, I was busy'
That's the whole alibi, that's the pitch
A pen costs less than Loverboy, love
Buy one, sign it, mail it, be done with it
He said he'd 'sign on the dotted line'
Eventually, sweetie, eventually
Meanwhile Amanda's out with West, living free
And Lindsay calls him 'a great wingman' — per E!
Kyle's got a pen, but he can't find the line
'Busy' on repeat like a skipping line
The papers filed? No. The gossip? Filed.
Kyle's got a pen, but he can't find the line
So what kept him... so, so busy?
Kyle's got a pen, but he can't find the line
Busy, busy, busy — but the pen is fine
