Ooh, park photos, kids in the middle
One smooth brunch and the internet's engaged
Girl, they're just co-parenting, calm down
They split in twenty-fifteen, keep it in the present
Ten years married, exes even longer
Do the math, honey, count it on your fingers
Exes longer than married — do the math, it's scary
Exes longer than married — count it on your fingers
She said: I become mom and dad
He becomes dad and mom — switch it like that
Three kids, one playbook, zero drama
She wrote: three people's favorite landing spot
A Father's Day post? A whole runway walk
Ben says he wants a project with her
Sir, this is a custody schedule, not a sequel
They keep saying: just friends, just family
And the crowd keeps whispering: mhm, sure, Jan
Exes longer than married — say it slower, it's scarier
Best breakup in Hollywood: still a team, technically
