The dust is rising in the Sooner State.
Carbon fiber clashing with the hand of fate.
Legislation passed the floor, open up the hangar door,
Cluck-cluck, bang-bang, this is avian war.
Got a rooster in a helmet, tiny goggles on his beak,
Fighting hydraulic pistons till his metal knees are weak.
It’s not a felony if the enemy is a battery,
Synthetic feathers flying, purely systematic flattery.
Oklahoma’s got a brand new game,
Where the spurs are wires and the sparks are flame!
Protective gear on a Rhode Island Red,
Fighting the Terminator till the circuits are dead!
Robot cockfight, silicon and bone,
Welcome to the future of the danger zone!
Safety first, put the padding on the wing.
Mechanical talons ringing in the ring.
Is it sport or a glitch in the law?
When the beak meets the hydraulic claw.
Winner by technical knockout: The Chicken.
