Clutching the wire in a dusty Sooner ring,
Buckles on the beak, padding on the wing.
Mechanical talons start to whirr and grind,
Liquid-cooled feathers of a digital kind.
We got a beak-to-circuit interface,
Polyester armor for the avian race.
Robot Cockfight!
Steel vs.
Bone!
The feathers are flown!
Protective gear on a barnyard beast,
Oklahoma’s bringing a bionic feast.
Oil drips on the sawdust floor,
Rooster don’t want to be a nugget no more.
Sparking, clucking, metal on metal,
A legal loophole that nobody can settle.
System override.
Safety goggles engaged.
Winner by technical malfunction.
