Just Learned Legs

Unitree's claim goes tick-tock-tick-tock

Faster than Bolt—Bolt—Bolt—

Faster than Bolt, it's a hell of a claim

Faster than Bolt, say it over again

But it runs like it just learned legs—beep—

Clang-clang-clang on the pavement behind

The kung-fu crew threw hands one time

Superman hasn't hit us—yet—

But it's the fastest one, so place your bet

Unverified, unbothered

Who's holding the stopwatch? Nobody bothered

Third-party check? Never heard of it

Numbers glowing straight from the circuit

Faster than Bolt—

Faster than Bolt on a Tuesday

But look at the wobble, the arms in the fray

It runs like it just learned legs—yesterday