Trisha Paytas runs for Congress while Timothée and Kylie dominate the headlines.

We’re trading policy for personality,

Manifesting bills into a new reality.

It’s a Hill takeover, yeah, the House is a set,

Passing bills in sequins, paying off the national debt.

Vote for the glam, vote for the clout,

If you aren't trending, get the hell out!

Filibuster?

No, just a Tik

Tok dance.

Changing the constitution in some leather pants.

From the red carpet to the Red State swing,

If the Wi-Fi’s down, we don't pass a thing!

See you at the inauguration...

bring a ring light.

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