Published May 17, 2026
Chrome-plated chassis with the matte black finish
Kerem Boi 5000 making competition diminish
Five thousand horsepower inside of the frame
One look at the specs and you’re quitting the game
He’s a glitch in the matrix, a titan of steel
Turning the fake into something that’s real
Son I’m crine, it’s too tuff, it’s too mean
Cleanest machine that I’ve ever seen
Boi 5000, he’s breaking the scale
Leaving a digital, physical trail
Crine, crine, son I’m crine
Kerem Boi 5000, ahead of his time
Heavy metal tears hitting the floor
Nobody’s ready for what’s behind the door
The 5000 series, the peak of the line
I’m losing my mind, son I am crine
Too tuff.
Kerem Boi 5000.
Shut it down.
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