Published Jan 3, 2026
New year, new gear, under the tree,
A knit sweater hidden for the world to see.
Josh in the frame, yeah, we’re changing the game,
Processing the milestones, changing my name.
From the silver screen to a nursery scene,
2025 was a growth machine.
It’s a Beau Society, a sweet variety,
Stitched in the fabric, ending the anxiety.
Baby Beau, Baby Beau, watch the love grow,
A Pitch Perfect rhythm in a Buffalo flow.
Yeah, it’s Baby Beau, now everybody knows.
True Grit in the labor room, Oscar on the shelf,
But this new lead role?
I’m finding myself.
From the Substack leak to the knit-wear peak,
The name’s on the thread, it’s the vibe that we seek.
Stitched with love, embroidered gold,
The greatest story that I've ever told.
Beau Society.
Yeah, we’re ready.
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