Martians at Mar-a-Lago
Published Jan 5, 2026

Gold leaf on the ceiling, rockets in the yard
Donnie’s at the table, playin' every card
Elon’s talkin' Mars while he’s munchin' on a steak
Two kings of the kingdom, how much can the budget take?
It’s a high-stakes huddle in the Palm Beach heat
Silicon and slogans, take a velvet seat.
Mar-a-Lago vibes, yeah we’re livin' it large
Got the Starman and the Don, tell me who’s in charge?
Click-clack, big stacks, rocket fuel and red hats
Mar-a-Lago vibes, yeah we’re livin' it large!
Wait—is that a cybertruck parked on the lawn?
Or just a glitch in the matrix ‘til the break of dawn?
From the Twitter feed to the West Wing suite
The algorithm’s cookin' and the flavor is sweet.
Self-driving golf carts, memes in the air
Heavy hitters whisperin' with spray-tanned flair
One wants a colony, one wants a wall
They’re buildin' up an empire while we watch it all.
Check the bill, Elon.
To the moon, Don.
Florida’s glowin'...
And the rockets are goin'!
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