Original Meme Single

GOATS, Goals, and Glitzy New Year's

Published Jan 3, 2026

#jersey club#bed squeak#heavy bass#chopped vocals#fast tempo#upbeat#dance#triplet flow

Background

The internet did what?

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Verse 1

From the gridiron grass to the VIP glass

Tom’s moving through the winter with a whole lot of class

Spent the New Year’s ball with the Earle of the scene

Now he’s rinkside watching that icy machine.

Chorus

He’s the GOAT on the move, changing the play

From Alix’s party to the NHL today

Living the life that we all want to see

Just Tom being Tom, wild and Super Bowl free.

Bridge

Is it a fumble?

No, it’s a power play

Switching up the teammates every single day

From Tik

Tok stars to the slap shot roar

He’s always looking for a brand new score.

Outro

Check the stats, check the feed

Tom’s got everything he’ll ever need

Just a legend in the stands

With the whole world in his hands.

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