Published Dec 7, 2025
Yo, it’s a wild night, let’s go!
Raccoon’s in the spotlight, stealing the show!
Stumbling through the streets, got a bottle in hand,
This little bandit’s got a master plan.
Breaking into stores, he’s living the dream,
Chasing down the liquor, he’s the party’s theme.
Raccoon on the run, yeah, he’s feeling fine,
Dancing in the moonlight, sipping on that wine.
Raccoon on the run, let the good times roll,
Living for the moment, he’s got that soul!
So raise your glass high, let’s toast to the night,
To the raccoon’s adventure, everything feels right!
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