Dax is on the calendar, scribbling out the dates
Kristen’s in the kitchen, stacking up the party plates
Why wait for the ball to drop in twenty-twenty-five?
We’re skipping the middle man to feel more alive
Time is just a construct, honey, let’s just fast-forward
Past the boring resolutions that we’ve already ignored
Happy New Year, twenty-twenty-six!
Skip the twenty-five, we’re doing magic tricks
Clock on the wall says we’re living in the future
Stitching up the timeline like a Hollywood suture
Yeah, we’re ahead of the mix
Wait, did I miss the Super Bowl?
Did robots finally take control?
Doesn’t matter, we’re the first ones here
Popping the cork on a ghost of a year
Daughters in the back, wondering where the days went
Dax is manifesting every second that he spent
It’s a Shepard family heist, we’re stealing tomorrow
Borrowing the joy and deleting all the sorrow
See you in 2027, maybe by next week
Our schedule is wild, our vibe is unique
