Original Meme Single

GOAT on Ice & Party Advice

Published Jan 3, 2026

#jersey club#bed squeak#heavy bass#chopped vocals#fast tempo#upbeat#dance#triplet flow

Background

The internet did what?

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Verse 1

Retirement looks like a neon dream

Switching out the huddle for a content team

In Miami heat, where the drinks are free

He’s ringing in the year with Alix Earle, G

From the frozen tundra to a hockey rink

Tom’s making every single hater blink.

Chorus

Touchdowns and Tik

Toks, rings and the rink

Pour another glass, don't you even think

He’s the GOAT on the grass, now he’s cool on the ice

New year, new Tom, yeah he’s living it twice!

Bridge

Seven rings heavy, but the vibe is light

Winning on the field, winning every night

No more blitzing, just a social media blitz

While everyone’s complaining, Tom is doing hits.

Outro

Ice in his veins?

Nah, ice in the glass

New year energy, first class, pure gas

TB12, out!

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