Published Jan 5, 2026
Gold leaf on the ceiling, gold skin in the chair
Elon’s logic-looping while Don’s fixin’ his hair
From SpaceX rockets to the ballot box tally
It feels like a silicon political rally
They’re cutting up the steak and the federal budget
If the bill is too high, they’ll just tell us to fudge it.
Mar-a-Lago, Mar-a-Lago
Where the rockets go and the egos grow
Billing the future, pay as you go
Yeah, it’s a billionaire bromance show!
One wants Mars, one wants the Wall
Together they’re standing ten billion feet tall
X-man, Tax-man, carving the pie
Sending the middle class up to the sky!
Cyber-truck parked in the valet line
Dogecoin dipping while they’re drinking the wine
Efficiency experts with no inhibitions
Rewriting the code for the global ambitions.
Check the bill?
Nah.
Charge it to the moon.
Coming to a cabinet near you...
Very soon.
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