Published Jan 4, 2026
Blue carpet, black tie, and a scent of couture
Timmy’s at the mic lookin' indie and pure
But the camera pans left to the Calabasas queen
Now the indie film darling is a reality scene
He leaned in close, past the glitter and the glitz
Whispered three little words that gave the internet fits.
He said "I love you," yeah he said it out loud
In front of the cameras and the A-list crowd
From Arrakis to Lip Kits, the crossover’s wild
He’s Wonka in the streets, but he’s Jenner-styled
Yeah, he’s Jenner-styled.
Film bros weeping in their vintage cardigans
Stans on the timeline startin' up the wars again
Is it for the PR?
Is it for the plot?
Whatever it is, he’s giving everything he’s got.
He’s Wonka in the streets, but he’s Jenner-styled.
Critics Choice?
More like Critics Noise.
He’s got the girl, he’s got the poise.
Keep 'em talking, Timmy.
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