Original Meme Single

Silicon Spurs & Padded Wings

Published Apr 6, 2026

#rage beats#buzzing synths#bass boosted#high energy#metal pipe falling#distorted

Background

Oklahoma legalizes gladiator poultry.

Roosters in helmets battle hydraulic metal birds.

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Intro

Verse 1

Clutching the wire in a dusty Sooner ring,

Buckles on the beak, padding on the wing.

Mechanical talons start to whirr and grind,

Liquid-cooled feathers of a digital kind.

We got a beak-to-circuit interface,

Polyester armor for the avian race.

Chorus

Robot Cockfight!

Steel vs.

Bone!

Robot Cockfight!

The feathers are flown!

Protective gear on a barnyard beast,

Oklahoma’s bringing a bionic feast.

Bridge

Oil drips on the sawdust floor,

Rooster don’t want to be a nugget no more.

Sparking, clucking, metal on metal,

A legal loophole that nobody can settle.

Outro

System override.

Safety goggles engaged.

Winner by technical malfunction.

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