Original Meme Single

Chef Megan and the Splash Fam

Published Jan 30, 2026

#jersey club#fast tempo#funny#aggressive flow#bed squeak

Background

Mychal Thompson plays matchmaker for his son Klay with Megan Thee Stallion over a kitchen stove.

0:000:00

Intro

Verse 1

Klay’s shooting threes but he finally found a keeper,

The court is getting cold but the kitchen’s getting deeper.

Mychal’s on the airwaves, giving out the blessing,

Forget the stat sheet, tell me 'bout the salad dressing.

He used to watch the rings, now he’s watching for the plate,

Megan in the apron got the Thompson family straight.

Chorus

She’s cooking, she’s cooking, she’s stirrin’ up the pot,

From the H-Town heat to the Golden State spot.

She’s cooking, she’s cooking, the jumper might be off,

But with Megan in the kitchen, Mychal’s never gonna scoff.

Bridge

Splash Brother?

No, it's Sauce Brother now.

Hot Girl Summer?

Nah, it's Home Cooked, wow.

Mychal said the flavor’s got a Hall of Fame taste,

Not a single crumb or a Tik

Tok dance to waste.

Outro

Pass the hot sauce, Klay.

Your dad said it’s elite.

Game over.]

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