Original Meme Single

Kitchen Klay & stallion Season

Published Jan 31, 2026

#rage beats#buzzing synths#bass boosted#high energy#metal pipe falling#distorted

Background

Mychal Thompson plays matchmaker for his son Klay with Megan Thee Stallion over a kitchen stove.

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Intro

Verse 1

Mychal on the mic playin' matchmaker scout

Tryna get the Stallion in the kitchen, no doubt

Klay’s got the jumper but the pantry is bare

He needs a H-Town hottie for a culinary flare

Scoring forty on the court but he’s hungry at home

Needs a Megan-sized blessing in his silver dome

Chorus

She’s a Stallion, he’s a Splash Bro

Cooking up a ring, yeah we see the glow

From the hardwood floor to the stovetop heat

That’s a championship flavor, taste so sweet

Splash, Stallion, Splash, Stallion

Bridge

Mychal says he’s lonely, Mychal says he’s thin

Put some seasoning on that jumper, let the feast begin

He don't need a jersey, he needs a kitchen apron

Trading three-pointers for some Texas-style bacon

Outro

Yo Klay, pass the hot sauce man.

Mychal’s just lookin' out for your macros.

Real hot girl summer in Dallas.

Splash.

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