Yo, yo, yo, listen up, it’s a scandal in the land,
Minnesota’s got a problem, can you understand?
Billions in the shadows, like a ghost in the night,
Walz admin slippin’, man, it just ain’t right.
Fraud so big, it’s a heist on the run,
Money vanishin’ fast, like it’s all just for fun.
They say it’s a scandal, but it’s more like a joke,
While the people are strugglin’, the rich just provoke.
Checks in the mail? Nah, they’re lost in the void,
While the state’s lookin’ shady, the trust is destroyed.
Walz’s wallet woes, where did the cash go?
Minnesota’s in a mess, puttin’ on a show.
Fraud in the air, can you feel the despair?
Billions disappear, like they never were there!
So keep your eyes peeled, don’t let ‘em deceive,
In the land of the lakes, it’s hard to believe.
Minnesota’s scandal, it’s a wild ride,
With billions gone missing, where’s the state’s pride?
