Original Meme Single

Eviction Notice, No Charity Please

Published Jan 6, 2026

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Background

Mickey Rourke faces eviction from his $30k/month condo but slams a GoFundMe started to help him.

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Verse 1

Yo, thirty-thousand monthly for the view of the hills

Now the landlord’s knockin’ with the list of the bills

Rourke’s in a corner but he’s swingin’ for real

Mickey’s got pride, he don’t need your appeal

Chorus

Keep your nickels, keep your dimes

I’ve survived much harder times

Don’t Go

Fund

Me, don’t you dare

I’m a lion in a lair, yeah

Verse 2

They’re posting up pages for the star of The Wrestler

But he’s dodging the pity like a high-speed Tesla

He’s got the grit, the scars, and the leather

He’ll face the storm regardless of weather

Bridge

Stark naked in the face of the street

But he won’t accept a handout just to eat

It’s a knockout blow to the digital crowd

He’s broke but he’s loud, and he’s damn sure proud

Outro

Close the tab

Cancel the pay

Mickey’s gonna do it his own way

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