Original Meme Single

Al Dente Felony

Published Mar 25, 2026

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Background

Influencer Molly-Mae sparks a nationwide 'Pasta-gate' after a culinary blunder.

Dry pasta meets cold water, and the internet loses its mind.

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Intro

Verse 1

Cold pot, no bubbles, just a ceramic tomb

She dropped the penne in before the steam could bloom

A culinary heresy, a kitchen catastrophe

Breaking every law of the Italian academy

Dry stalks sinking in the arctic deep

While the nonnas of the world start to wail and weep

Chorus

It’s a pasta crime, doing hard time

Boil the water first or you’re losing your mind

Starchy and sticky, a soggy mistake

How much influencer heat can a fusilli take?

Oh, the pasta crime!

Bridge

Wait for the bubbles...

Wait for the salt...

If it’s a mushy mess

It’s entirely your fault.

Outro

Gordon Ramsay’s screaming in his sleep tonight.

Turn off the stove.

Just delete the post.

The internet has thoughts

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