Bigger or Bust
Published Sep 7, 2026

'I want the upgrade.' '
Of what?' '
The big one.'
Go big, go under Go big, go under Forty ccs of wonder Go big, go under
Step right up for the girth,
no risk worth the search Hyaluronic acid,
we slide it perverse Lidocaine so you feel no twitch Just a
bend, a kink, a stitch Fine print small,
but the needle's long Sign right here,
you'll be big and gone
Chest pain, twice he passed out Hundred minutes, they pumped, no doubt
Go big, went under Go big, went under Forty ccs of wonder Go big, went under
Massage table, then the final rub No more Instagram,
no more club Biggest exit,
whole headline wide Ego met the other side
Go big, gone under Go big,
gone under Forty ccs of wonder Go big,
gone under
Go big, go under This medical mime is not at memo.
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