Original Meme Single

Glitch in the Matrix: The Bieber Denial

Published Jan 11, 2026

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Background

Hailey Bieber slams rumors of a cryptic TikTok repost targeting Justin.

It’s a marriage, not a glitch!

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Intro

Scrolling through the static,

Looking for the drama,

But the screen is blank.

Verse 1

They say she hit the button, shared the tea then ran,

Blaming toxic habits on her superstar man.

Cyber-sleuths are reaching, stretching out the truth,

Like a yoga class for the chronically aloof.

She said it’s a glitch, a phantom in the code,

Better check your signal ‘fore your brain starts to explode.

Chorus

It’s a glitch!

It’s a ghost in the machine!

She never posted nothing on your Tik

Tok screen!

Stop the press, drop the stress, leave the girl alone,

She’s the queen of the castle, not a pawn on your phone!

Yeah, it’s a glitch, glitch, glitch!

Bridge

Screen recording every breath she takes,

Waiting for the moment that the marriage breaks.

But she’s holding the receipt, calling out the lie,

Watch the rumor mill run bone-dry.

Outro

Honestly?

Get a hobby.

Refresh your own life.

Sound of a phone locking

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