Original Meme Single

The Ballistics of Silicone

Published Mar 25, 2026

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Background

Florida man caught trespassing with a loaded firearm concealed beneath prosthetic breasts.

Cover art for The Ballistics of Silicone, inspired by: Florida man caught trespassing with a loaded firearm concealed beneath prosthetic breasts.
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Intro

Static in the humidity.

A shadow on the fence line.

Verse 1

Sneak through the grass in the Sunshine State,

Tripped the alarm at the garden gate.

He’s packing a secret beneath the lace,

Customized curves for a cold embrace.

Bust line heavy with a hollow-point heater,

Double-D danger, a real world-beater.

Chorus

Bust it wide open, Florida’s finest,

Silicone armor where the silver line is.

He’s got the glock in the cups,

When the cuffs click shut,

It’s a prosthetic combat, what?

Bridge

Soft to the touch.

Hard to the bone.

Magazines tucked in a comfort zone.

One slip of the strap,

One hell of a trap.

One hell of a mugshot.

Outro

Keep your eyes up here, officer.

It’s just a loaded silhouette.

Case closed.

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