Original Meme Single

The Ballistic Bust

Published Mar 25, 2026

#drama##funny##viral##catchy##roast

Background

Florida man caught trespassing with a 9mm hidden in a prosthetic chest.

Tactical drag gone wrong.

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Intro

Silicon shield, iron inside.

Welcome to the Sunshine State of mind.

Verse 1

Trespassing on the lawn with a chest full of chrome,

Silicon valley tucked under the dome,

Rubberized skin hiding heat for the zone,

Double-D danger, he’s never alone.

He didn't want a hug, he wanted the smoke,

Bust out the holster, this ain't a joke.

Chorus

Loaded up high in the prosthetic gear,

Florida’s finest is feeding the fear,

Iron and rubber, a synthetic blend,

Where does the man start and the weapon end?

Bridge

Click-clack under the skin.

Invisibility wears thin.

He brought a pair to a gunfight.

He brought a gun to a dress-up night.

Outro

Property line crossed.

Silhouette compromised.

Just another Tuesday in the swamp.

Keep the safety on...

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