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Hermione's Billion-Dollar Spell

Published Mar 4, 2026

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Background

Emma Watson sparks romance rumors with Mexican billionaire Gonzalo Hevia Baillères.

Magic meets money.

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Intro

Verse 1

Accio private jet, she’s flying south of the border

Dropping the wand for a brand new world order

Gonzalo’s got the pesos, Emma’s got the grace

Found a billionaire to fill that empty library space

From Hogwarts halls to the boardroom ball

She’s trading in the broomstick for a corporate haul.

Chorus

Oh, she’s mag-net-ic, money and the magic

Leaving all the muggles feeling tragic

Gonzalo and the Gryffindor, a high-stakes score

She don’t need a potion, she’s the one we adore!

Bridge

Retail king.

Silver ring.

Business empire, hear it sing.

No more spells, just dividends.

Where the folklore starts and the fortune ends.

Outro

Ten points to Gryffindor for the net worth.

Wingardium Levi-cash-a.

Class is dismissed.

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