Original Meme Single

No Badge For You

Published Sep 4, 2026

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Background

A man sued Nintendo after being denied the honorary Pokemon Professor title; a judge threw the case out.

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Cover art for No Badge For You, inspired by: A man sued Nintendo after being denied the honorary Pokemon Professor title; a judge threw the case out.

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Intro

Court is now in session,

pick your lawyer, go! Tuba's bouncing,

gavel's glowing — Your lawsuit fainted!

Verse 1

A man wanted the title,

honorary Professor Sent Nintendo paperwork,

certified obsessed-er Sue over a cartoon crown?

Bold move, no notes The jury's a gym,

the bailiff's a Slowpoke

Pre Chorus

He threw the lawsuit like a pokeball —

Hook

Case dismissed,

no badge for you! The judge said 'kid,

I choose you — to leave'

Verse 2

Objection! Overruled! The stamps came down like rain Super effective paperwork,

statutory pain You can't cross-examine a Pikachu,

my guy The honor stays honorary,

don't even try

Hook

Case dismissed,

no badge for you! The judge said 'kid,

I choose you — to leave'

Outro

Final ruling, biggest reveal: Your lawsuit fainted. No badge awarded.

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