Deadpool and Serena van der Woodsen swap spit on the sidelines.

They’re the king and queen of the local sanctuary.

Lock lips on the pitch, make the stadium scream,

Living out a rom-com in a football dream.

Goal!

Goal!

Lock it in with a kiss,

Soccer’s never looked quite as Hollywood as this.

Red scarf.

Blonde hair.

Flashbulbs.

Thick air.

Forget the halftime talk, give us the PDA,

They’re selling out the merch and they’re stealing the play.

Reynolds’ got the team, but Lively’s got the trophy,

Sorry to the goalie, but you’re looking kind of lonely.

Three points in the bag.

One kiss for the ‘gram.

That’s a wrap, Wrexham.