Round And Round (Boss Called)
Published Sep 17, 2026

Wheel's climbing, I'm grinning like I own the sky, Cabin swaying, city getting tiny, why? '
Cause up here it's just me and mine,
Little did I know we were running out of time
Phone's face-down, silent, doing its job,
Meanwhile up top we're the main event,
monologue, Every rotation, a thousand new eyes,
I'm waving at pigeons, oblivious,
high
Top of the wheel, king of the world,
Never heard the rumor mill whirl,
Went to bed a nobody,
woke up a headline...
'
Round and 'round, 'round and 'round, Whole internet watched me leave the ground, '
Round and 'round, 'round and 'round, My boss knew before my mom did
Ring ring... '
Hello?'... His boss called first. [Production Notes]
Calliope motif, detuned, 2 bars, then hard kick drops.
Rubber-band swing groove, tuba bass bouncing on the 2-and-4, minimal hats.
Add snare rolls, subtle pitch riser as the wheel 'climbs'.
Strip back to kick + bass, half-time feel for tension.
Full circus-trap drop, crowd answers on 'hey!', tuba bass doubles the melody.
Ringtone SFX, cartoon boing on the final line, hard cut.
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