The Gown Survived (Barely)
Published Sep 17, 2026

On the carpet, minding my business
Silk moving like a current, one second
She came 'round the velvet rope at full speed
My foot mid-air, a crime in slow motion
One inch of Italian couture
Hanging by a thread of my manners
Camera flashes holding their breath
The whole carpet went quiet
He almost stepped on the Prada
Almost stepped on the Prada
Custom, one-of-one, Mikimoto shining
He almost stepped on the Prada
There's a hero in this story, no capes
Morgana grabbed my jacket like "not tonight, babe"
One tug, one gasp, gown untouched, untamed
The dress walked off famous, I walked off ashamed
Can you imagine? Devastating...
The gown survived
The gown survived
He almost stepped on the Prada
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