Snap, snap—red carpet, secret next door
Ooh, what the hell you moved in for?
Flashbulbs flicker, silver on the floor
You wear the superfan crown, then knock on my door
“Alex, you live here?” Girl, please, don’t play shy
You interviewed me five years ago—same street, same sky
Creepy, creepy, kinda creepy—but I love it
Moved next door, now you’re running the whole night
Creepy, creepy, don’t pretend you don’t know nothing
You brought Hannah back to life under these lights
Pizzicato gossip, little heels go click
You shaped the set, picked the songs—now that’s dedication, quick
Selena in the wings like a secret in a bow
You knew the magic before I even knew the show
So call it strange, call it bold, call it neighborly crime
You turned a childhood echo into one more golden time
I roast you in the spotlight, then I raise my glass
For the girl who loved Hannah hard enough to make the past come back
Creepy, creepy—say it with a smile
My favorite little stalker from a very short drive
Creepy, creepy, but the truth shines through:
No better host for Hannah than you
