Dillon Danis says viral photos showing him snorting a white substance are fake, because the man in them lacks his tattoos.
The internet now must audit forearms.
Read the original reportPublished Sep 17, 2026
The internet now must audit forearms.
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Court's in session,
group chat, take your seats.
Blurry pic hit the feed,
half a face, no receipts.
Timeline convicted him in minutes flat,
screenshot verdict, gavel, case closed like that.
Pulled out the Perry fight,
arm wound, gory clip — he says that's the whole story,
every bit of it. But before you sentence him,
examine the exhibit... [record-stop]
That forearm's clean as a courtroom floor,
not one tattoo, not one,
bare as the law. Danis told the press,
quote it proper and slow:
'
Those photos are not me,' and the skin says so.
No ink,
no case! Bare skin on the stand.
No ink, no case! Zoom in with your hand.
No ink, no case. [abrupt stop] }
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