She wrote the check... she wrote the script... she wrote the kiss count...
Sixty kisses, one receipt, platform said:
too much heat. Sixty kisses,
one receipt, even the algorithm couldn't keep it sweet.
Two conditions, pen still wet:
she's the star, she signs the script.
Fifty episodes, one investor's mood,
crew couldn't argue, checkbook too big.
First romantic scene, allegedly she grabbed his head,
held him there, he backed away,
twenty-three and scared to say.
Director warned her, crew warned her,
rhythm's dead, the plot's a blur.
She allegedly said, quote the source:
'I've seen more short dramas than you've ever made.'
Beat switch: post-production, platform watched a few,
rejected outright, too explicit for the rules.
Producer Meng Xing came to say:
Sixty kisses, one receipt, platform said:
too much heat. Sixty kisses,
one receipt, she wrote the check,
she wrote the script, she wrote the kiss count.
