♪Original meme song
Haywire
Published Sep 4, 2026

...Haywire... one little straw...
Clicked one blade of hay,
felt brave, felt bold It was yellow,
it was boring, and the plot was old So I clicked another,
then a hundred more My cursor got a callus on the barnyard
floor
Haywire! Haywire! One needle,
five million straws, baby, that's the deal Found the needle,
lost my mind — how's it feel?
A thousand straws, my eyes went sideways Ten thousand,
I was rationing my eyelids Half a million,
I named a couple straws Fred and Susan,
they're my only friends now
Haywire! Haywire! One needle,
five million straws, zoomed in for the kill Found the needle,
lost my mind — sitting still
Wait... wait... glint... glint? It's just straw. Glint! It's Fred. GLINT! —
Five million to one, I'm the one in five million Gone. ]
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