Vacation home, strange toothbrush
Garage cam caught the car
Now he's counting every scar
Three months pass, he's got a scheme
Remote vacuum, mobile dream
Wanted to surprise her through the mic
Caught her with her lawyer, yikes
Kept it rolling, kept it cool
Little spinning witness, secret tool
Every stumble, every fall
Thought you had the winning proof
But the tape spills tea on both sides of the truth
Sued 'em both for two mill, y'all
Court cut a check for half a mil
Then his wife flipped the wheel
Counter-sued, and now the judges feel
Marital vows don't beat the privacy law
Five months flat, a fine to pay
The same tape that won the case locked him up anyway
Half a million in, jail time out
That's the receipt that circles about
Little robot spinning, light is on
The man behind the camera is the one that's gone
