Original Meme Single

The Dairy Interrogation

Published Sep 17, 2026

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Background

A server's viral TikTok roasts diners who arrived 20 minutes before closing and asked if the ice cream was vegetarian.

Her sarcastic reply about the kitchen closing became the internet's favorite service-industry burn.

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Verse 1

Nine forty PM, chairs up on the tables,

kitchen's yawning, lights down low — in walks a table like it's

a block party, twenty minutes left on the meter,

and they're ordering like it's free.

Pre Chorus

One spoon froze mid-air when they leaned in slow: '

Excuse me — is the ice cream vegetarian?'

Hook

Is the ice cream vegetarian?

Is there meat in the scoop?

Did the cow do something suspicious?

Put the dairy on the stand!

Verse 2

They heard 'we're closing' like it was decorative,

ordered dessert at the buzzer,

settled in like the night was theirs.

Gemma's eye did a little twitch — the group chat already knows.

[Fake Ending — music cuts] [Spoken] '

What about our kitchen closing right now sounds to you like ten more minutes?'

Outro

Did our kitchen closing sound like ten more minutes? Is the ice cream vegetarian?

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