No Badge For You

the bailiff's a Slowpoke

He threw the lawsuit like a pokeball —

Case dismissed,

no badge for you! The judge said 'kid,

I choose you — to leave'

Objection! Overruled! The stamps came down like rain Super effective paperwork,

statutory pain You can't cross-examine a Pikachu,

my guy The honor stays honorary,

don't even try

Case dismissed,

no badge for you! The judge said 'kid,

I choose you — to leave'

Final ruling, biggest reveal: Your lawsuit fainted. No badge awarded.