We Was Vice First

Internet said, '

Make it Vice!' He said, '

Homie, look around twice.' Palm trees pre-installed, chrome bikes, flamingos doing whatever they like.

Somebody lobbied City Hall: '

Make it feel like loading screens!'

Sir, the humidity alone got more chaos than your cutscenes.

Pink sky at seven, sirens doing calliope— y'all campaigning for a city

that's been cosplaying itself since '83.

[fake ending — music stops] ...Sheriff won? ...Nah. Miami never even paused.

We was Vice before the trailer dropped!

We was Vice before the trailer dropped!

Can't patch the sunshine,

can't uninstall the block!