Memba Her?! (Beer Heiress)
Published Sep 17, 2026

Memba her-her-her?! Memba her-her-her?!
She was thirty with a beer throne,
Elsinore crown and a name of her own,
Fell for a hunk with a hockey glide,
Moranis, Thomas, von Sydow — what a ride.
So the feed asks twice on a Tuesday night...
Memba her?! Beer heiress,
hockey hunk — most Canadian brew!
Memba her?!
Now the tape's dusty at a corner bar,
Elsinore on tap, but nobody's star,
The internet pauses on one old frame,
Half-remembers, can't complete her name.
So it begs the crowd to finish the game...
Memba her?! Forty years later and we're still her fan —
Memba her?!
Guess what she looks like now in her seventies...
...like a legend,
obviously.
We memba her!
Beer heiress,
hockey hunk — the internet finally said her name!
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