Original Meme Single

Three Point Six

Published Sep 4, 2026

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Background

Women's Tour de France riders are accused of using bra padding for 'chest fairing,' a practice said to cut drag by up to 3.6%.

Officials added clothing checks citing UCI rules on gear that modifies a rider's morphology. It is unconfirmed whether padding was actually found.

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Cover art for Three Point Six, inspired by: Women's Tour de France riders are accused of using bra padding for 'chest fairing,' a practice said to cut drag by up to 3.6%.
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Intro

Professor told the Telegraph,

voice down low: the padding saves you three point six...

Three point six of what?

Well.

Verse 1

Wieler

Flits wrote it first, Dutch scoop on the wire:

chest fairing, allegedly, airflow for hire.

Wind tunnel, ruler, pointed at a bra — marginal gains got a

dress code now.

Hook

Three point six percent!

That's the whole scandal, that's the receipt.

Three point six percent! Wardrobe inspection at the Tour.

Verse 2

August fourth, they checked the clothing,

article 1.3.032, morphology on the docket.

Did they find it? Unclear.

But the clipboard was ready.

Hook

Three point six percent!

Dignity sold separately. Three point six percent!

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