Original Meme Single

I Don't Believe In School

Published Sep 12, 2026

#rage beats#screaming vocals#aggressive 808s#beat switch#metal pipe falling#distorted#high energy#aggressive

Background

TikToker Serg says his Bumble match catfished him on a bowling first date, then melted down: no school, no job, a pentagram song, and a pillar squat.

He told her he'd text her. He won't.

0:000:00

Intro

I knew I'd made a huge mistake

Verse 1

Met her on Bumble, pretty pics,

I planned a lane Bowling date booked off her beauty — mistake

number two, man Asked her,

You in school?' — '

Nah, I don't believe in school' Asked her, '

You got a job?' — '

Had one, didn't feel like it, I'm cool' '

Any passion, any dream?' — '

Tattoo artist... sounds too hard' Three flags in five minutes,

still driving to the yard Teens get loud,

she drops a slur, I'm done,

cut it short Metal song,

pentagram cover — '

It's eh... different,' I report She said she had to pee,

I said wait or hit the fast-food spot She got out,

squatted behind a pillar — that's the screenshot

Break

Hook

I DON'T BELIEVE IN SCHOOL! I DON'T BELIEVE IN SCHOOL!

Outro

She said, '

Great time, let's do it again' I said,

'I'll text you' — and I never will,

amen

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