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We Was Vice First

Published Sep 4, 2026

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Background

A Florida sheriff is fighting a bizarre GTA 6-fueled campaign to turn Miami into real-life Vice City.

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Intro

Sheriff said no— Neon's already on, bro!

Chorus

We was Vice before the trailer dropped!

We was Vice before the trailer dropped!

You can't patch the sunshine,

can't uninstall the block— Miami's been Vice since way before the clock!

Verse 1

Sheriff stomping Ocean Drive, waving off a glowing sign,

ten-foot 'VICE' flickering pink like a carnival ghost on the front line.

Internet said, '

Make it Vice!' He said, '

Homie, look around twice.' Palm trees pre-installed, chrome bikes, flamingos doing whatever they like.

Verse 2

Somebody lobbied City Hall: '

Make it feel like loading screens!'

Sir, the humidity alone got more chaos than your cutscenes.

Pink sky at seven, sirens doing calliope— y'all campaigning for a city

that's been cosplaying itself since '83.

Break

[fake ending — music stops] ...Sheriff won? ...Nah. Miami never even paused.

Chorus

We was Vice before the trailer dropped!

We was Vice before the trailer dropped!

Can't patch the sunshine,

can't uninstall the block!

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